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Rihanna - We Found Love

Just when we thought Calvin Harris could not create a more catchy beat! This is going to be playing at every party , no doubt about it. Anybody will just want to dance after listening to this upbeat track. Whats a hot beat without a hot pop star to sing to it ? Rihanna adds her own unique flavour to this addictive song! which ones hotter .... the track or Rihanna ? what do you think.

Kutcher Kauses Khaos

Well it certainly is not new news that Ashton Kutcher was playing a new character on two and a half men , what was unexpected is the hype it is getting! The ratings have skyrocketed , beating the record overall. Kutcher has also revealed he lacks clothing  during scenes throughout the season , which was shot earlier this year. Girls can finally snuggle up with their guys and dream of what they arn't next to , thanks to this new sexy  season.

Celeb Crazed

How many of us are obsessed with our favourite celebrities? Robert Lyons certainly is! This cold blooded man brutally stabbed his own mother over Avril Lavigne tickets! Lyons is 39 and his mother was 61, a frail old women. what was more of a joke is that the defence was that Lyons is bi-polar and he didn't intentionally kill her . An even bigger question is : Avril Lavigne? Seriously? She can take her auto-tune and shove it up her arse! Nice one Avril! not only have you caused my ears to bleed but you also made a man kill his mother . shame on you.

Miley Cyrus Experimenting?

Miley Cyrus recently stated in an interview that " I'm not some crazy lady who's gone off the deep end, because I definitely haven't.... Every 18-year-old explores sexuality and experiments and tries things. For me there's no reason to change that." I'd like to focus on "...explores sexuality and experiments and tries things...". Three letters and one question come to my mind when i read this : WTF and did she just admit to being a Slut? Here is a short list of what the above quote could imply: - shes hosting orgy parties - girl on girl action - incest -home made porn -got several guys on speed dial What this crazed drama queen needs is a slap in the face! And no miley I don't mean with a big penis. By announcing this rather rebellous statement , she ultimately has put an "open for bussiness" sign on her V section , and I bet bussiness is booming for her . If I were miley's lawyer , I would advise her to put a disclaimer notice ...

Scarlet Johansson leaked photos!

Woops ! Someone forgot her clothes!  Shes an actor , shes a singer , is amatuer pornography next? Nobody knows if this has been photoshopped or not , but it has been claimed she was a victim of a hacker . Personally , I hope they are photoshopped , because the hacker has added in a few details such as a double chin and saggy breasts . I don't know if shes aware that no one cares about her arse . The only arses we care about is kim kardashian's or nicki minaj's. Stop trying to compete because your being slaughtered by the competition. Stop flaunting goods you don't own. Scarlett im digging the facial expressions! Just kidding you look like you have down sydrome , actually that would be an insult to them . Put away your cheap camera and open your mouth to sing , not do other things ;) Link to uncensored photos : http://thestreetstalk.com/archives/9624

Serena has an outburst!

And the award for the least amount of outbursts during the US OPEN goes to Serena Williams! Serena seriously? I thought I was watching a bitch fight on Keeping up with the Kardashians . Im 100% certain that the 309,587 people who were watching this on youtube thought you were going to pull out a handgun and pop a cap up the referees arse. Did you think if you repeatedly yelled out your aggressive comments to the referee that you would get your way? We aint in da hood y'all . And the award for showing the greatest sportsmanship during the US OPEN goes to .... (NOT SERENA!) Allow me let you in on a little secret , the us open is actually filmed! that means EVERYONE can CLEARLY hear your orgasm noises to distract Samantha Stosur .                                            What will stop this Beast from striking again? I can tell you its not a $2000 fine . In the mean time we shoul...

Snooki Thinks She's all Tat

A crown traditionally represents power , legitimacy, immortality and honour. These are all things Snooki CLEARY does not have . Most people decide to get a tattoo of something that is meaningful to them but hey this is snooki we are talking about so lets all just be thankful she doesn't have male genitals tattooed all over her. Does she really think she is a queen? Because last time I checked people were calling her a pumpkin... She seems so proud of her crown and is eager to show it to the world ... But Snooki , unfortunately the crown is fake , just like your personality...

Is Justin Bieber Marrying Selena Gomez?

Teenage superstar, Justin Bieber, has recently stated ,that by the young age of 25 , he wishes to be married and have children. The million dollar question is: Was he thinking of his future with Gomez in the picture? The average teen relationship lasts around 7 months and with Justin at a delicate age of 17 , is he truly in love? What is interesting about how the two celebrities met , is that they were set up by their own managers. This brings forth the next question: Were they set up for business purposes in mind? If you think about it for a second , Selena endorses an 'Innocent Disney Star' stereotype which would compliment Justin's innocent , religious persona. It is this persona that sells his music (along with amazing vocal talent of coarse) and if he were to date another ,less innocent celebrity, such as Miley cyrus , this could destroy his image and therefore sell less songs. Will the two actually get married in the future? nobody knows and only time can tell at this...