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Well, well, well. If its not yet another bogus product that this sexy devil has been promoting! Kim Kardashian has been promoting Sketcher shoes , which claim to tone your body while you wear them. It has been proven that the shoe does not work! The creators have paid $40 million dollars in settlements and anyone who purchased a pair will recieve a refund. Since this is only the first time Kim Kardashian has promoted a bogus product, we shall let her off. Oh wait, what a joke, this sounds awfully similar to her quicktrim law suit. I think it is fair to say that anything she promotes, we should stay away from. How much more proof does this world need?

Lindsay was accused of pushing a women in a nightclub. How pathetic. Oh wait , whats more pathetic is the fact that is was because this women was talking to one of her ' guy friends '. Miss Lohan seems to have trouble staying out of the spotlight... Or perhaps she goes to too much trouble to stay in the spotlight. Either way , the attention seeking games have to stop. She needs to accept the fact that she is boring now. There is nothing she can do that we all haven't heard before... several times. She's 25 and needs to stop acting 10 years younger than what she is, she can't possibly miss the disney days that much. Some Career Advice for Lindsay: Go back to playing roles in movies where you don't have to act. 'Mean Girls' was one of them. What other career advice should we give Lindsay? Comment below.

The newest hollywood power couple have gone public with their relationship. Ofcoarse this all seems so sudden...Too sudden. In fact it has been mentioned by tmz that Kris Humpries is now asking for more than $10,000,000 based on the fact that Kim was allegedly still dating Kanye West on the side. Looks like Kims climbing the social ladder , was a basketball player not good enough? Shes moved up to a hit song producing artist. Kanye West even released a single that confesses he was in love with Kim whilst she was married. He's so stupid. He wrote a hit song 'Gold Digger' ... but cannot seem to recognise one in real life. Kanye get your shit together and hurry up with the prenup, or prepared to be sucked dry like a spider feeding on a fly.

If this popstar colours her hair , or whats left of it , any more times then it will be appropriate to start calling her rainbow. So far she has gone bald , then died her hair green like a true tranny and now it is popstar pink.  I don't think she will be whipping her hair back and forth.... 

Just when we thought Lindsay would never sort her shit out , she decides to stop dating to focus on her career. LOL. In the words of JoJo , I think it's 'too little too late'. She wants to work on her career , but she has to save it first, and quite frankly , it would be easier to save a whale from the Japenese.

The Kardashians have finally been exposed of who they really are : A bunch of frauds who promote random products to support their expensive lifestyle. The "Tell Tail Three"have been promoting the product "QuickTrim" which apparently does not quickly trim anything like the name suggests... oh wait , it does quickly trim through your wallet! Poor Khloe Kardashian has finally given haters a reason to call her a pig with all the porkies she's been telling lately! Conniving Kim , on the other hand , has shown the world just how fake she actually is , not that we all couldn't tell already with all that plastic. Kim Kardashian tweets:  "Our QuickTrim cleanse will be massive! Khloe has already lost so much weight." Im sorry but which celebrity blatantly lies to her millions of followers! so rude. Anyways girls , you don't need diet pills to keep you beauty... You have plastic surgery for all those matters, which also describes your personalities. ps: H...

What have you got in the oven Snooki? You can't fool us ... We know theres only ONE thing you can make. I am going to make this post short and sweet ... just like snooki's thinking process. There is No possible way that Snooki would ever be pregnant. You may be wondering "how do you know that ?". Well guys the answer is so simple. Even if she was pregnant , there is a 99.9% chance that the baby would die due to alcohol poisoning. This is probably best for Snooki. Giving birth to a baby is extremely painful... But this chick uses so much fake tan that she would be giving birth to a pumpkin. Try that for a comparison.

A 'Stud' could be summed up as a badass who everyone thinks is cool. Kesha has taken this to a completely new level ..... (See Below Photo) Kesha has literally STUDDED her head! Ofcoarse not just anybody would get their head studded...you have to meet the following criteria: Be a complete and total whore Write hit songs Be one crazy arse bitch Use glitter to solve all problems in life It is obvious that Kesha meets all of the criteria. For those of you who are still wanting to get their head studded , I have kindly compiled a list of ...uses the studs could have in day to day life. Protection from being bottled over the head Beating Steak (or other meat...) against your head to tenderise it Itching your body Match your dog's studded collar As you can see they are extremely...useful. They are absolutely ridiculous and look like a cyborg from mars has tagged you as their sex object.Enough said. Happy looking like idiots  check out my new site where I teach you to be a youtube...

Where do I possibly begin with this sassy ,yet illiterate,singer. Dev has recently announced that she will soon be on tour , which is not surprising due to her recent success,Such as her work on "hey hey hey(Pop Another Bottle)" Here is her ...genius contribution to the hit song: " I-Island hop, Whip-jumping chop-chop" " Hit another homerun ,In the midnight sun ,With my machine gun" Can anybody please tell me in what world do these lyrics make sense? Theres no doubt that Dev has a unique voice and a unique look but the only thing that makes her lyrics unique is the fact that they are so (Insert F bomb here) stupid. If I were to compare Dev's lyrics to an object , I would probably compare them to a diaper....after it has been used. Infact , if any of you readers would like to be like Dev , all you have to do is wipe your arse and the words will magically appear on the toilet paper. Happy songwriting -- J<

She is who every person on the internet has been talking about. Hazel Jones , the girl with two fully developed vaginas. We have all heard the expression "you look like a million bucks" , Hazel Jones has been offered a million dollars to feature in a pornographic film starring her extraordinary two vaginas! This condition is so rare that Vivid is doing everything within their power to tempt Jones to star in their upcoming production. This includes first class planes and 5-star hotels , oh yeah and the added bonus of $1,000,000! This is a smart move by Vivid in my opinion , as we all think 'seeing is believing' . When we hear or read about something as extraordinary as this condition , we automatically want to see for ourselves , so I am certain Vivid will easily make their $1,000,000 back. Unlucky for Vivid , Hazel Jones has declined their request. Smart move Hazel. You would be judged by millions and would have forever been known as the 2 vaginas whore.  Hazel , if y...