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Lindsay Lohan Mugshot

It is not unusual for people to collect certain items for a hobby. I have heard of people collecting things like air sickness bags , back scratchers and toilet seats. Lindsay seems to be collecting mugshots with this one being the fifth in four years. now we all know how much she loves attention and I bet this is the only maths equation she knows:                                 "Lindsay + Mugshot = Attention " Why would she want to collect mugshots ? I mean for starters she looks like she's just been punched in the face and just had a spliff. Lindsay , get your act together , Instead of spending your weekend with your face in the toilet throwing up , which by the way is where you career has gone in case you were wondering .

Rihanna - We Found Love

Just when we thought Calvin Harris could not create a more catchy beat! This is going to be playing at every party , no doubt about it. Anybody will just want to dance after listening to this upbeat track. Whats a hot beat without a hot pop star to sing to it ? Rihanna adds her own unique flavour to this addictive song! which ones hotter .... the track or Rihanna ? what do you think.

Kutcher Kauses Khaos

Well it certainly is not new news that Ashton Kutcher was playing a new character on two and a half men , what was unexpected is the hype it is getting! The ratings have skyrocketed , beating the record overall. Kutcher has also revealed he lacks clothing  during scenes throughout the season , which was shot earlier this year. Girls can finally snuggle up with their guys and dream of what they arn't next to , thanks to this new sexy  season.

Celeb Crazed

How many of us are obsessed with our favourite celebrities? Robert Lyons certainly is! This cold blooded man brutally stabbed his own mother over Avril Lavigne tickets! Lyons is 39 and his mother was 61, a frail old women. what was more of a joke is that the defence was that Lyons is bi-polar and he didn't intentionally kill her . An even bigger question is : Avril Lavigne? Seriously? She can take her auto-tune and shove it up her arse! Nice one Avril! not only have you caused my ears to bleed but you also made a man kill his mother . shame on you.

Miley Cyrus Experimenting?

Miley Cyrus recently stated in an interview that " I'm not some crazy lady who's gone off the deep end, because I definitely haven't.... Every 18-year-old explores sexuality and experiments and tries things. For me there's no reason to change that." I'd like to focus on "...explores sexuality and experiments and tries things...". Three letters and one question come to my mind when i read this : WTF and did she just admit to being a Slut? Here is a short list of what the above quote could imply: - shes hosting orgy parties - girl on girl action - incest -home made porn -got several guys on speed dial What this crazed drama queen needs is a slap in the face! And no miley I don't mean with a big penis. By announcing this rather rebellous statement , she ultimately has put an "open for bussiness" sign on her V section , and I bet bussiness is booming for her . If I were miley's lawyer , I would advise her to put a disclaimer notice ...

Scarlet Johansson leaked photos!

Woops ! Someone forgot her clothes!  Shes an actor , shes a singer , is amatuer pornography next? Nobody knows if this has been photoshopped or not , but it has been claimed she was a victim of a hacker . Personally , I hope they are photoshopped , because the hacker has added in a few details such as a double chin and saggy breasts . I don't know if shes aware that no one cares about her arse . The only arses we care about is kim kardashian's or nicki minaj's. Stop trying to compete because your being slaughtered by the competition. Stop flaunting goods you don't own. Scarlett im digging the facial expressions! Just kidding you look like you have down sydrome , actually that would be an insult to them . Put away your cheap camera and open your mouth to sing , not do other things ;) Link to uncensored photos : http://thestreetstalk.com/archives/9624

Serena has an outburst!

And the award for the least amount of outbursts during the US OPEN goes to Serena Williams! Serena seriously? I thought I was watching a bitch fight on Keeping up with the Kardashians . Im 100% certain that the 309,587 people who were watching this on youtube thought you were going to pull out a handgun and pop a cap up the referees arse. Did you think if you repeatedly yelled out your aggressive comments to the referee that you would get your way? We aint in da hood y'all . And the award for showing the greatest sportsmanship during the US OPEN goes to .... (NOT SERENA!) Allow me let you in on a little secret , the us open is actually filmed! that means EVERYONE can CLEARLY hear your orgasm noises to distract Samantha Stosur .                                            What will stop this Beast from striking again? I can tell you its not a $2000 fine . In the mean time we shoul...