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Where do I possibly begin with this sassy ,yet illiterate,singer. Dev has recently announced that she will soon be on tour , which is not surprising due to her recent success,Such as her work on "hey hey hey(Pop Another Bottle)" Here is her ...genius contribution to the hit song: " I-Island hop, Whip-jumping chop-chop" " Hit another homerun ,In the midnight sun ,With my machine gun" Can anybody please tell me in what world do these lyrics make sense? Theres no doubt that Dev has a unique voice and a unique look but the only thing that makes her lyrics unique is the fact that they are so (Insert F bomb here) stupid. If I were to compare Dev's lyrics to an object , I would probably compare them to a diaper....after it has been used. Infact , if any of you readers would like to be like Dev , all you have to do is wipe your arse and the words will magically appear on the toilet paper. Happy songwriting -- J<

She is who every person on the internet has been talking about. Hazel Jones , the girl with two fully developed vaginas. We have all heard the expression "you look like a million bucks" , Hazel Jones has been offered a million dollars to feature in a pornographic film starring her extraordinary two vaginas! This condition is so rare that Vivid is doing everything within their power to tempt Jones to star in their upcoming production. This includes first class planes and 5-star hotels , oh yeah and the added bonus of $1,000,000! This is a smart move by Vivid in my opinion , as we all think 'seeing is believing' . When we hear or read about something as extraordinary as this condition , we automatically want to see for ourselves , so I am certain Vivid will easily make their $1,000,000 back. Unlucky for Vivid , Hazel Jones has declined their request. Smart move Hazel. You would be judged by millions and would have forever been known as the 2 vaginas whore.  Hazel , if y...

Leaked nude photos seem to be the "in" thing this season. It has been rumoured that Taylor will sue the website if these photos are not taken down. She denies that the photo are of her ...... agree or disagree? Link to uncensored photo: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/taylor-swift-leaked-topless-photo-nsfw

It is not unusual for people to collect certain items for a hobby. I have heard of people collecting things like air sickness bags , back scratchers and toilet seats. Lindsay seems to be collecting mugshots with this one being the fifth in four years. now we all know how much she loves attention and I bet this is the only maths equation she knows:                                 "Lindsay + Mugshot = Attention " Why would she want to collect mugshots ? I mean for starters she looks like she's just been punched in the face and just had a spliff. Lindsay , get your act together , Instead of spending your weekend with your face in the toilet throwing up , which by the way is where you career has gone in case you were wondering .

Just when we thought Calvin Harris could not create a more catchy beat! This is going to be playing at every party , no doubt about it. Anybody will just want to dance after listening to this upbeat track. Whats a hot beat without a hot pop star to sing to it ? Rihanna adds her own unique flavour to this addictive song! which ones hotter .... the track or Rihanna ? what do you think.

Well it certainly is not new news that Ashton Kutcher was playing a new character on two and a half men , what was unexpected is the hype it is getting! The ratings have skyrocketed , beating the record overall. Kutcher has also revealed he lacks clothing  during scenes throughout the season , which was shot earlier this year. Girls can finally snuggle up with their guys and dream of what they arn't next to , thanks to this new sexy  season.

How many of us are obsessed with our favourite celebrities? Robert Lyons certainly is! This cold blooded man brutally stabbed his own mother over Avril Lavigne tickets! Lyons is 39 and his mother was 61, a frail old women. what was more of a joke is that the defence was that Lyons is bi-polar and he didn't intentionally kill her . An even bigger question is : Avril Lavigne? Seriously? She can take her auto-tune and shove it up her arse! Nice one Avril! not only have you caused my ears to bleed but you also made a man kill his mother . shame on you.