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Kardashian QuickTrim Lawsuit

The Kardashians have finally been exposed of who they really are : A bunch of frauds who promote random products to support their expensive lifestyle. The "Tell Tail Three"have been promoting the product "QuickTrim" which apparently does not quickly trim anything like the name suggests... oh wait , it does quickly trim through your wallet! Poor Khloe Kardashian has finally given haters a reason to call her a pig with all the porkies she's been telling lately! Conniving Kim , on the other hand , has shown the world just how fake she actually is , not that we all couldn't tell already with all that plastic. Kim Kardashian tweets:  "Our QuickTrim cleanse will be massive! Khloe has already lost so much weight." Im sorry but which celebrity blatantly lies to her millions of followers! so rude. Anyways girls , you don't need diet pills to keep you beauty... You have plastic surgery for all those matters, which also describes your personalities. ps: H...

Is Snooki Pregnant?

What have you got in the oven Snooki? You can't fool us ... We know theres only ONE thing you can make. I am going to make this post short and sweet ... just like snooki's thinking process. There is No possible way that Snooki would ever be pregnant. You may be wondering "how do you know that ?". Well guys the answer is so simple. Even if she was pregnant , there is a 99.9% chance that the baby would die due to alcohol poisoning. This is probably best for Snooki. Giving birth to a baby is extremely painful... But this chick uses so much fake tan that she would be giving birth to a pumpkin. Try that for a comparison.

Keshas Studded Head

A 'Stud' could be summed up as a badass who everyone thinks is cool. Kesha has taken this to a completely new level ..... (See Below Photo) Kesha has literally STUDDED her head! Ofcoarse not just anybody would get their head studded...you have to meet the following criteria: Be a complete and total whore Write hit songs Be one crazy arse bitch Use glitter to solve all problems in life It is obvious that Kesha meets all of the criteria. For those of you who are still wanting to get their head studded , I have kindly compiled a list of ...uses the studs could have in day to day life. Protection from being bottled over the head Beating Steak (or other meat...) against your head to tenderise it Itching your body Match your dog's studded collar As you can see they are extremely...useful. They are absolutely ridiculous and look like a cyborg from mars has tagged you as their sex object.Enough said. Happy looking like idiots  check out my new site where I teach you to be a youtube...

Dev on Tour!

Where do I possibly begin with this sassy ,yet illiterate,singer. Dev has recently announced that she will soon be on tour , which is not surprising due to her recent success,Such as her work on "hey hey hey(Pop Another Bottle)" Here is her ...genius contribution to the hit song: " I-Island hop, Whip-jumping chop-chop" " Hit another homerun ,In the midnight sun ,With my machine gun" Can anybody please tell me in what world do these lyrics make sense? Theres no doubt that Dev has a unique voice and a unique look but the only thing that makes her lyrics unique is the fact that they are so (Insert F bomb here) stupid. If I were to compare Dev's lyrics to an object , I would probably compare them to a diaper....after it has been used. Infact , if any of you readers would like to be like Dev , all you have to do is wipe your arse and the words will magically appear on the toilet paper. Happy songwriting -- J<

2 Vaginas Worth A Million Bucks

She is who every person on the internet has been talking about. Hazel Jones , the girl with two fully developed vaginas. We have all heard the expression "you look like a million bucks" , Hazel Jones has been offered a million dollars to feature in a pornographic film starring her extraordinary two vaginas! This condition is so rare that Vivid is doing everything within their power to tempt Jones to star in their upcoming production. This includes first class planes and 5-star hotels , oh yeah and the added bonus of $1,000,000! This is a smart move by Vivid in my opinion , as we all think 'seeing is believing' . When we hear or read about something as extraordinary as this condition , we automatically want to see for ourselves , so I am certain Vivid will easily make their $1,000,000 back. Unlucky for Vivid , Hazel Jones has declined their request. Smart move Hazel. You would be judged by millions and would have forever been known as the 2 vaginas whore.  Hazel , if y...

Taylor Swift Photo Scandal

Leaked nude photos seem to be the "in" thing this season. It has been rumoured that Taylor will sue the website if these photos are not taken down. She denies that the photo are of her ...... agree or disagree? Link to uncensored photo: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/taylor-swift-leaked-topless-photo-nsfw

Lindsay Lohan Mugshot

It is not unusual for people to collect certain items for a hobby. I have heard of people collecting things like air sickness bags , back scratchers and toilet seats. Lindsay seems to be collecting mugshots with this one being the fifth in four years. now we all know how much she loves attention and I bet this is the only maths equation she knows:                                 "Lindsay + Mugshot = Attention " Why would she want to collect mugshots ? I mean for starters she looks like she's just been punched in the face and just had a spliff. Lindsay , get your act together , Instead of spending your weekend with your face in the toilet throwing up , which by the way is where you career has gone in case you were wondering .