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6 Categories Of Jambites That May Not Pass Their jamb Exam 2019

F9  1.  The only objectives crew    The set of people that belongs to this category are secondary school leavers who just got out of secondary school, since they have been made to believe through   school exams, waec and neco that questions that has theory are always hard, and objective questions are always simple, they apply this hypothesis to jamb, thinking it would be as easy as pie because it is only objectives,so therefore the ones that don't have mentors and advisers   or the ones that refused to listen to corrections won't read or go to lesson but they will be surprised when they are faced with the hard complex questions and then they would know, that there are some objective questions that could make you wish for ten theory questions. 2. The Expo Masters these are the ones who looks for cheats  instead of using their limited time to read, they browse through different  websites to achieve   their aim, they thought jamb ...

83% of Candidates did not make their 2018 WASSCE PC Result

The West African Examination Council has announced the results of the first series of the new diet of the West African Senior School Certificate Examination for Private Candidates in Nigeria. Announcing the results at the Lagos headquarters of the council in Yaba on Tuesday, the Head of the Nigeria Office, Mr. Isaac Adenipekun, said out of the 11,307 candidates that sat the examination between January 29 and February 12, 2018, 1,937 candidates, representing 17.13 per cent, obtained a minimum of credits in five subjects and above, including English Language and Mathematics. Adenipekun also said the results of 1,021 candidates, representing 9.03 per cent of the total candidature for the examination, were being withheld in connection with various reported cases of examination malpractice. “The cases are being investigated and reports of the investigations will be presented to the appropriate Committee of the Council in due course for consideration. “The Committee’s decisions will be commu...

Kim Kardashian Sketcher Shoes Don't Work

Well, well, well. If its not yet another bogus product that this sexy devil has been promoting! Kim Kardashian has been promoting Sketcher shoes , which claim to tone your body while you wear them. It has been proven that the shoe does not work! The creators have paid $40 million dollars in settlements and anyone who purchased a pair will recieve a refund. Since this is only the first time Kim Kardashian has promoted a bogus product, we shall let her off. Oh wait, what a joke, this sounds awfully similar to her quicktrim law suit. I think it is fair to say that anything she promotes, we should stay away from. How much more proof does this world need?

Lindsay Lohan Night Club Incident

Lindsay was accused of pushing a women in a nightclub. How pathetic. Oh wait , whats more pathetic is the fact that is was because this women was talking to one of her ' guy friends '. Miss Lohan seems to have trouble staying out of the spotlight... Or perhaps she goes to too much trouble to stay in the spotlight. Either way , the attention seeking games have to stop. She needs to accept the fact that she is boring now. There is nothing she can do that we all haven't heard before... several times. She's 25 and needs to stop acting 10 years younger than what she is, she can't possibly miss the disney days that much. Some Career Advice for Lindsay: Go back to playing roles in movies where you don't have to act. 'Mean Girls' was one of them. What other career advice should we give Lindsay? Comment below.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

The newest hollywood power couple have gone public with their relationship. Ofcoarse this all seems so sudden...Too sudden. In fact it has been mentioned by tmz that Kris Humpries is now asking for more than $10,000,000 based on the fact that Kim was allegedly still dating Kanye West on the side. Looks like Kims climbing the social ladder , was a basketball player not good enough? Shes moved up to a hit song producing artist. Kanye West even released a single that confesses he was in love with Kim whilst she was married. He's so stupid. He wrote a hit song 'Gold Digger' ... but cannot seem to recognise one in real life. Kanye get your shit together and hurry up with the prenup, or prepared to be sucked dry like a spider feeding on a fly.

Willow Smith's Hair

If this popstar colours her hair , or whats left of it , any more times then it will be appropriate to start calling her rainbow. So far she has gone bald , then died her hair green like a true tranny and now it is popstar pink.  I don't think she will be whipping her hair back and forth.... 

Lindsay Lohan Not Dating

Just when we thought Lindsay would never sort her shit out , she decides to stop dating to focus on her career. LOL. In the words of JoJo , I think it's 'too little too late'. She wants to work on her career , but she has to save it first, and quite frankly , it would be easier to save a whale from the Japenese.